I just saw this on a bulletin on MySpace and HAD to post it here, it will have you all rolling!
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An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad.
The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why... For the same reason she did not understand why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs of beer in the front seat!
A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.
The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.
No charges were filed.
If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it a memorable one!!
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Anyone up for a good laugh?!
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9 comments:
oh my, this is good! Too funny!
That was so funny! I laughed out loud.
I thought that was a good one.I am going to show it to Brian.
What is funnier is, I actually KNOW a sister from Vici that was borrowing a brother's truck and she went into a store and came out and thought she got back in this brother's truck, but got into someone else's truck. Well whoever it was, had left the keys in the ignition and she drove away. She then drove to some other brethern's house and they asked her whose truck that was and she told them. They then said, that is not his truck. She then realized that she had drove the wrong truck away and the owner of this truck had already called the cops. She didn't go to jail and no reports were made. I KNOW this story is true. I'm not sure about the one I posted, but this one IS! It happened in Delta, Colorado. And like I said, I know the lady personally that did it, hehe.
I hope my senior moments are a bit less memorable.
That is a hilarious story!
I havent laughed so hard in a long time! Thank you so much for sharing!! ROFL
Us girls read this outloud and giggled heartily!! LOLOLOL!
Yeah, really! Still smiling over that.
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